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The Sigma Male Meal Plan

What’s up to all my lone wolves out in the wild. As you know, I’ve been busy meeting with my lawyers over a few bullshit, beta-cuck court cases. But haters aren’t getting to me, because I’m built different and live by a code: in life, in the wild, and in my kitchen. That’s right, I’m about to drop the biggest game changer to your eating habits right here. Introducing, my Sigma Male Meal Plan.

It’s a system I’ve designed over many years and ChatGPT prompts, and it’s upped my red-pill game by tenfold. The best part is it’s simple and rewarding. You’ll feel the results from the moment you pay $79.99 for the entire 6 week plan. You’ve already improved just from reading this. Keep it up.

Week 1 goes like this. Pay attention.

  • Monday
    • Breakfast: Raw dog chicken breast
      1 chicken breast centered on a red plate
    • Lunch: Tactical tuna sandwich
      Tuna fish and creatine sandwich
    • Dinner: Discipline pizza
      White pizza that’d been yelled at for 20 minutes
  • Tuesday
    • Breakfast: High-T yogurt
      Yogurt parfait with crushed Nugenix pills
    • Lunch: Lone wolf ham sandwich
      Ham and gunpowder on rye bread
    • Dinner: Wagyu sushi
      Rice optional
  • Wednesday
    • Breakfast: 14 raw eggs
    • Lunch: Boss balls
      6 veal meatballs eaten at full erection
    • Dinner: Influencer pot roast
      Unsalted pot roast eaten inside a moving Cybertruck
  • Thursday
    • Breakfast: Power oatmeal
      Oatmeal and bull semen
    • Lunch: Blue stew
      Beef and Blue Chews stew
    • Dinner: Black pill chili
      Ground beef and beans that have given up all hope of becoming chili
  • Friday
    • Breakfast: Power donut
      Plain donut powdered with whey protein
    • Lunch: Predator poke bowl
      Raw turkey poke bowl with 4oz of yum sauce and NO RICE
    • Dinner: Burger and “Tate’rs”
      Bunless wagyu beef burger and tater tots that have been convicted of sex trafficking
  • Saturday
    • Breakfast: Drunk Cap’n Crunch
      Cap’n Crunch in single malt scotch
    • Lunch: Caprese salad with balsamic vinegarette
      Served by a waitress you could swear is 18
    • Dinner: Manly mac & cheese
      Mac & cheese with goat milk and troubling mother issues
  • Sunday
    • Breakfast: 30 minutes of shouting
      Use a pillow if you have angry neighbors
    • Lunch: Alpha wrap
      Chicken wrapped in a Cohiba cigar
    • Dinner: Patriot pizza
      White pizza served on a Blue Lives Matter flag

To receive the full 6 week plan, become a Sigma Wolf tier member to my channel. You’ll get the full meal plan and help my legal defense fund. Don’t let the betas and omegas in the Louisville District Attorney’s office win.