The Daily Grump

Dispatches from over the hill

A substance-free, opaquely partisan election take, shared in polite company

Man, this election. Am I right?

Boy, I’m just sick of it all. Both parties are no good, they don’t deliver on their promises, and the folks we elect just get rich. Man oh man, I’m just tired of it all.

Did you hear about that bomb that went off overseas? I was reading online how that lady Senator couldn’t believe it happened. What planet is she living on? And you know it was because we weren’t supporting our troops right. If we had a strong leader, that sorta stuff wouldn’t happen. We used to have strong leaders, but not anymore. It’s a damn shame.

I swear, some days the news just makes me sick. But you gotta stay informed! Cause otherwise, that’s how they get you. Next thing you know, my taxes go up, and I can’t afford groceries. Have you seen gas prices?! I just paid $120 to fill up my Ford F-9000 fifth-wheel king cab! Used to be, you could pay rent with that kinda money. It just makes me sick.

Yeah, it’s all bad. Don’t know what to make about those candidates, it’s all just a big mess. Trump’s a bit of a character, and she’s just a big phony. It’s such a tough call. And there’s so much on the line, what with all the inflation and wars. Whoever wins has got a lot of problems on their hands.

But I guess that’s how election seasons go, hunh? Yeah, it’ll be nice when it’s all over. I’m just sick of politics.

That, and all the trans stuff. But mainly the politics.

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